I Know God is a Cat

A Divine Comedy of Fur and Faith.

What if the supreme being isn't an old man in the sky, but a furry, four-legged creature with an attitude?

Welcome to the hilarious revelation that God might just be a cat - complete with divine indifference, miraculous balance, and an uncanny ability to judge your entire existence with a single sideways glance. In this wickedly funny exploration of feline theology, you'll discover the profound (and profoundly ridiculous) ways cats embody divine qualities.

Ever wondered why cats seem to exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously? Why they demand worship like a temperamental deity? Or how they can transform from serene meditation to apocalyptic fury in 0.2 seconds?

Part philosophical treatise, part stand-up comedy, I Know God is a Cat argues that the universe's greatest mysteries are best understood through whiskers, paws, and an inexplicable ability to knock things off shelves with cosmic intention. You'll never look at your cat—or divinity—the same way again.

Perfect for:

•     Cat lovers

•     Theology enthusiasts with a sense of humor

•     Anyone who suspects their pet might be secretly running the universe

Prepare to be enlightened, entertained, and utterly convinced that salvation comes with whiskers and a tail.

Coming 2025.