I Know God Is a Cat
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What a purrfectly delightful read! Mazza's witty exploration of feline divinity will have you laughing out loud from the first page. For those of you who are self-proclaimed cat servants, who’ve always suspected your furry overlord holds a secret cosmic power, this book confirms it. From the philosophical musings on cat-like indifference to the hilarious descriptions of their sudden bursts of divine fury, this book is a must-read for anyone who's ever wondered if their pet is secretly judging their soul. Prepare to have your worldview delightfully skewed. A hilarious and thought-provoking treat! - Kirkus Reviews
A Divine Comedy of Fur and Faith.
What if the supreme being isn't an old man in the sky, but a furry, four-legged creature with an attitude?
God works in mysterious ways. Sometimes those ways involve shredded curtains, rejected tuna, and a nap on your favorite chair.
One man has reached an extraordinary conclusion: his cat, Fluffy, is the Almighty. Not a metaphor. Not a particularly spoiled pet. The actual creator of the universe—sleek, black, green eyes, and deeply unimpressed with her human servants.
His wife, Sarah, has another explanation: her husband needs a hobby.
But the evidence keeps mounting. Fluffy appears where she shouldn’t, delivers judgment with a single stare, and rearranges creation by knocking valuables off the counter. Every ignored command becomes a lesson in humility. Every late dinner risks divine wrath. And every purr suggests that the answers to life’s biggest questions might be curled up in someone’s lap.
In I Know God is a Cat, Philip Mazza turns everyday feline mischief into a witty, affectionate exploration of faith, marriage, and the absurdity of being human. For anyone who has ever suspected their cat runs the household—and possibly the cosmos—this playful novel offers laughter, warmth, and a persuasive argument for keeping the tuna stocked.[ppl-ai-file-upload.s3.amazonaws]
Perfect for:
Cat lovers
Theology enthusiasts with a sense of humor
Anyone who suspects their pet might be secretly running the universe
Prepare to be enlightened, entertained, and utterly convinced that salvation comes with whiskers and a tail.
ISBN: 979-8-9924526-0-0
